Longboards are badass

Shortboards don't downhill as well as longboards. Go ahead and ollie those curbs, in my town I race bikers downhill.

Did you try vacuum sealing your phone? Vacuum it as much as you can, heat seal the seam as close as you can all around, cut holes for charging port and headphone jack.

Viola! You now have a custom scratch, scuff, and water resistant clear case. Depending on the thickness of the plastic you have you can still use a…

What people don't realize is that engine in the back is its own heart.

Maybe he should have gone with this one

I don't think it gives any advantage to night skiing. The suit seems to cast a soft glow 10ft at the most; going upwards of 20-40mph that's like jogging at night with a flashlight shining 10 inches in front of your feet. There's little reaction time at that range, which is why cars use headlights and not just any…

I never had and cannot imagine a forest ranger doing the same; and I watched a ranger chase a bear off into the woods.

These cops had no respect for you and even less for the animals. Just unacceptable.

Yes, and that what's held up in court.

In the meantime you'll still be talking to your lawyer through a glass. The cops obviously didn't have the frame of mind to act professionally, who's to say they wouldn't have booked em on a bogus charge?

Looked to be the same kind of firework as the one at the end. I suspect there was two.

I DO totally understand the recreational appeal of throwing for target practice, but in that case there has to be an axe better suited to the task

If you could do anything for your funeral what would it be?

Mine would be to launch my casket in any random direction to deep space. This is the closest thing I've seen to that. Instead of scattering my ashes put a rocket on that bag and launch me off please.

I look at them but all I see is 'Stache

Your first guess.

+9000 points for not including Bucky Balls.

Well since Yahoo bought out Flickr they've been slowly using it as and advertising medium. Just all the anoying changes that try to subtly push you to Yahoo products.

Eventually they made the announcement that you will now only be able to login if you have a Yahoo mail. Basically I logged in with my long time gmail,…

UPDATE (3:50 pm): Some Mass Effect-playing readers in the comments reminded me that Legion actually ends up dying no matter what you do. This makes the conflict even more emotionally fraught, in my opinion: especially if you feel like saving the Geth is the "right" thing to do but don't want to lose two quality party…

I refuse to use Flickr since the Yahoo account stuff started. I hate you Yahoo.
-Former Longtime Flickr User

Nope, but this will sell to the masses much easier than any Arkansas stone or lansky system.

Dull knives need more force to work and are more likely to slip, resulting in bad cuts.
A sharp knife used properly is much more safe than a dull one used properly.

Idiots should just stay away from knives as they'll cut themselves anyway.