That looks like dick and balls.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

CONSHY STRONG.

Northern Liberties. I admit I didn’t take pictures of all the cool new stuff going up around here, but that’s sort of my point — street parking a shitty old truck is a vestige of the old days of Northern Liberties and people who hate it should go back into their LEED certified condos and shut up.

It’s a BMW, not a Honda.

The sandals are the real crime

*player watches decades of other players literally killing themselves and each other for a game* I don't want to kill myself. I think I'm going to retire.

I think the pager is one of those ones they give you at TGI Fridays or shit when you're waiting for a table. His old lady didn't keep it from her days of slinging rock on one-two-five.

I don't know, it had just the right touch of "get off my lawn" to it. I say legit. Judges?

How to get New Jersey politicians to do what you want.

Do you remember when the Apple TV was suppose to arrive in 2013? Bloggers just have a huge boner right now.

Oh I see the problem. The fun is supposed to be that you sit around the table with strangers that all KNOW you fuck like a ravenous beast. Try that next time.

No it's not!

haha. Thank you. You can't win em all. The biggest thing I've learned over the last year is how to ignore idiots.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

Louisville deserves whatever happens to them, they hired Petrino. You don't get to complain about the crime rate in the neighborhood when you run a no-questions-asked pawn shop.

The last car I flipped was a 2003 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec-V with about 90,000 miles on it. The guy ran it out of oil and through a rod through the oil pan so he sold it to me for $900.

I'M SURE THAT CAR IS LEASED, AND AUTOTRAGIC

Also useful to test random, adjacent strangers for Ebola!

Also useful to test random, adjacent strangers for Ebola!

If you're a college kid dressing up as blackface Ray Rice, you're an awful human being, but at least there's a chance that you're just young and stupid, and you'll grow out of it.