I’d prefer a Monkey Island branded alcohol.

Don’t forget: Freeweights work best when combined with jogging

because someone has to.

I don't know, it's pretty satisfying.

That seems like a really necessary life’s work.

Not really, just trying to be irritating.

No, it didn’t. However, after putting in a call to the BBB, the theater was fined 50 dkp for not knowing wtf to do.

That it’s bad, Freddy Got Fingered bad. White Chicks bad. Baby Geniuses 2 bad.

Men do this everywhere. All countries, all races, all religions, and certainly all jobs. Don’t blame Tor, blame men.

That’s impossible, because people who don’t love the Iron Giant obviously don’t have souls.

A good script?

or on “Commander USA’s Groovie Movies”

Yeah, if they get Gilbert Gottfried and/or Rhonda Shear to host the movie, maybe I’d be in. This looks like a better-made version of something that would have aired at 2 a.m. on USA Up All Night.

Welllllll it’s a four issue mini.

So it’s an American Dirty Pair?

Dubstep also sucked 6-8 years ago

Sounds too familiar...

ahem...speed suit

of course they’re gay. Don’t you know that straight men never show affection? We just punch each other and talk about getting pussy all day.

There aren’t meds that fix cat allergies.