You need the cat, the cat doesn’t need you.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Consent. Get it and treasure it.

Your tracking right. I’ve said/imagined this before. We humans are made up of mostly water yet we walk, talk, drive, fly, and have made it to space and created technology that is remarkable for a race made up of 50-65% percent  water.

the researchers liked it when I sent it to them

A country is more than its government. Even Russia. Chill out.

I thought the general wisdom was to say “eff off” to these people because they may just go ahead and keep asking for more once you paid, or sell the info to someone else while collecting from you.

To justify the continued existence of these machines at the gym. From what I understand, the only muscle they really work is one you don’t use since we now walk on two legs. But that fighting technique needs taints of steel, so train on?

Umm because it’s actually kind of difficult to topple someone with greater height/reach/mass/muscle than yourself? If they punch a guy in the chest they’re aiming a little above his center of gravity and he might get knocked back, but he’s probably not going to fall over.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

You’d wish that someone gets a taste of the horrors of war because he’d rather play a video game rather than sit around on the servers doing nothing?

Keep it up Disney! *thumbs up*

I come from a family of American retirees, and had only flown American or Delta until about ten years ago. I gave Southwest a shot on a work trip and have never looked back. I’ve never had a bad experience with Southwest; not one.

Too many possible Freeza family jokes... must resist...

after a little bit of research

They’re really pushing the envelope.

No tie?!? We’re not savages, we’re British.

Pisces. Nice to meet you.

r/redpill’s gonna be all over this shit.