IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

Why go places if we cant kill whats there?....Phasers it is

Secret Chinese Dinosaur Army: Confirmed

Can't stop posting this as it always fits.

My life is a lie.

I'm 33 and every woman I meet expects me to have a house and take care of the kids they had with some asshole in their 20's who couldn't be assed to stick around.

Bedframes are HUGELY important.

These are clearly prepackaged studio birds manufactured by corporate to appeal to the punk bird demographic.

I don't know. I'd like to hear the bearded vultures' views on the establishment and commercialized music before I concede them the title.

Alright, hippy. You hop in first, I'll be right behind ya

"Stands on desk and screams, "Dance Your Cares Away"

I love that the only person who gets as many mentions as Norton (mine included) is Philo Farnsworth, also S.F. related.

Too early for Citizen Canine.

So true! Pivot Tables are the crane kick of tech-job moves: easy to master and endlessly impressive.

As a single adult male, I have found that 100% of women that go home with me from a bar don't balk at sleeping in my unmade bed. Even if we aren't "hooking up," what are they going to do? Sleep on the floor?

If a girl doesn't like me because I don't make my bed I don't want to be with her anyway.