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I'm 33 and every woman I meet expects me to have a house and take care of the kids they had with some asshole in their 20's who couldn't be assed to stick around.

Bedframes are HUGELY important.

A good portion of the comments:

But...but...but...

The founding fathers would ask..."So you want us to make bullying illegal? How old are you? Freedom of speech is infinitely more important than your feelings."

That ending shot of the F-18 going to full after burner then pulling away gave me a freedom boner

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

You're right. Do you have kids? Also, he's not a baby. He's four.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"

So true! Pivot Tables are the crane kick of tech-job moves: easy to master and endlessly impressive.

Looking for Xur? Well NOW YOU FOUND HIM. THE KO-DAN ARMADA WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU PATHETIC RYLANS. NOT EVEN YOUR PRECIOUS STARFIGHTERS CAN SAVE YOU!!!!

As a single adult male, I have found that 100% of women that go home with me from a bar don't balk at sleeping in my unmade bed. Even if we aren't "hooking up," what are they going to do? Sleep on the floor?

If a girl doesn't like me because I don't make my bed I don't want to be with her anyway.

Yes.

NO!

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I thought this was a pretty great video, but it also gives a nice teardown of the "2 Month's Salary" guideline

Even as I was speaking, I could see their eyes starting to glaze over with the use of Spanish words like tortilla and burrito.

So when are we getting married?