god damn wypipo 

He isn’t wrong. Over the summer I tried to take out a loan of 15k, I only got 5k but I threw it all into another cryptocurrency that I felt would bring me returns. My 5k investment jumped up to 119k in December then crashed back down to 30k. I am not worried, I know it will go up again and I am still way in the green.…

Actually, that might be interesting.

Who do?

To deepen the hatred I would like to mention the Path of Exile microtransactions. Anyone frothing at the mouth yet?

Explain to me what they said I am curious how they justify threatening someone over a game.

You ruin comments like this by requesting context. lol

fuckin wipipo

Is pizza worth eating? Is coffee worth drinking? Is standing in the back of a yoga class gazing at a sea of yoga pants during downward dog not entertaining? Is watching your enemies crushed and broken at your feet as you marvel at your own magnificence not fun?

My friends also starting calling me Shmee, I have no idea why though. Then it started devolving into Shmiggy, Mr. Shmigglesworth, Shmeeonidas after the 300 movie and a myriad of other nonsensical versions. Most of these came from a 6'6 German guy who liked to call himself the big angry pink man in high school. I have…

 Oh no people are getting tired of bashing Ben for apologizing for something he did when he was younger. Let’s keep the momentum rolling by villainizing him on the way he holds a dog. What a monster!

what the...why do you have my childhood nickname?!

If women can sniff out my bullshit then they surely can sniff out a bomb.

Summer was killing me. I will take the cold any day. I like my weather like i like my women. Cold, unforgiving and possibly dangerous if you ignore it.

Yeah I did this when I was younger but only until I taught myself to run using my whole foot. I can confirm that sexy man calves some at a price.

Thats what you get for still having feelings Kirk, you weakling. You need to strangle them into submission until you’re dead inside. When you can strangle a puppy without crying you’ve reached a nihilistic zen and are ready for the world.

Are hot fudge Sundaes evil now?

Are you an authority on shitty men?

If only we knew the cheat codes. A, B, A, B, right, left, right, left, down, down, up, up?

I hermit harder than anyone I know. I don’t think that would be a problem for me. As long as I have video games, coffee and my Audible account I am a happy guy.