Someday I will move to Seattle. Its rainy and cold and they have this wonderful thing called the Seattle freeze so everyone will leave you the hell alone. Its an introverts wet dream.

Meh, I spent my entire life alone. I’ve only gotten twinges every once in a while. No friends, no romantic interests and hardly talk to my family especially in the last ten years. You can be alone and happy and will only occasionally question yourself from all the bombardment of things that society throws at you until…

On a lighter note, why does Melina Trump look like she thinks she’s going to be on the set of Top Gun?

Why you gotta be the screen door in my submarine Novak? Just let me have this one thing. 99.998% of all news is bad news.

I don’t see a problem here. They have of course allowed their baby to get the needed medical attention before deporting them. I have no problem with Immigrants, just go through the proper channels.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time in comic stores and I don’t know what you are talking about. Wtf is a female?

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Really? you’re going that route? He’s playing a character so it’s obvious that he isn’t serious. Threatening violence with words are still just words. In my experience people who take the stance you’ve taken are usually very sheltered and can’t handle confrontation in any form.

If you get a panic attack from a guy acting like an 80's supervillain because in a tweet he reminded you of a little scuff you had in college, you’re just a weak individual and probably shouldn’t breed.

lol you made me choke on my covefe.

Jezebel is that way —>

This, a thousand times this.

The fastest way to be proven wrong on something is to tell people that there is a limit. People do no like limits. They will find loopholes around said limits and then rub it in your face. As they should.

Fe..males? I have been gaming all my life and never heard of these Fe..males. Surely they are an urban legend just like those girlfriend things people talk about. A creature that makes you spend money on it? impossible.

I think this is one of those shows that need talented new faces. If you casted Ryan Renolds people would just see deadpool playing spike.

1/10 I didn’t see a single person consume anything they made the previous day.

Oh come on! that’s involuntary womanslaugter at most.

the internet always finds out.

A whole turkey by yourself though. All that tryptophan would put you in a deadly yet awesome sleep coma. You’d either die from ‘the Itis’ or have the best sleep ever.

I rolled my eyes when I saw the title. I was like “ I bet this Charles guy took something way out of context.” but no, no you did not. Btw I think by then we will all be the same color.