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My friends also starting calling me Shmee, I have no idea why though. Then it started devolving into Shmiggy, Mr. Shmigglesworth, Shmeeonidas after the 300 movie and a myriad of other nonsensical versions. Most of these came from a 6'6 German guy who liked to call himself the big angry pink man in high school. I have…

 Oh no people are getting tired of bashing Ben for apologizing for something he did when he was younger. Let’s keep the momentum rolling by villainizing him on the way he holds a dog. What a monster!

what the...why do you have my childhood nickname?!

Yeah I did this when I was younger but only until I taught myself to run using my whole foot. I can confirm that sexy man calves some at a price.

Thats what you get for still having feelings Kirk, you weakling. You need to strangle them into submission until you’re dead inside. When you can strangle a puppy without crying you’ve reached a nihilistic zen and are ready for the world.

Are hot fudge Sundaes evil now?

I hermit harder than anyone I know. I don’t think that would be a problem for me. As long as I have video games, coffee and my Audible account I am a happy guy.

Someday I will move to Seattle. Its rainy and cold and they have this wonderful thing called the Seattle freeze so everyone will leave you the hell alone. Its an introverts wet dream.

Meh, I spent my entire life alone. I’ve only gotten twinges every once in a while. No friends, no romantic interests and hardly talk to my family especially in the last ten years. You can be alone and happy and will only occasionally question yourself from all the bombardment of things that society throws at you until…

On a lighter note, why does Melina Trump look like she thinks she’s going to be on the set of Top Gun?

I don’t see a problem here. They have of course allowed their baby to get the needed medical attention before deporting them. I have no problem with Immigrants, just go through the proper channels.

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Really? you’re going that route? He’s playing a character so it’s obvious that he isn’t serious. Threatening violence with words are still just words. In my experience people who take the stance you’ve taken are usually very sheltered and can’t handle confrontation in any form.

If you get a panic attack from a guy acting like an 80's supervillain because in a tweet he reminded you of a little scuff you had in college, you’re just a weak individual and probably shouldn’t breed.

Fe..males? I have been gaming all my life and never heard of these Fe..males. Surely they are an urban legend just like those girlfriend things people talk about. A creature that makes you spend money on it? impossible.

Oh come on! that’s involuntary womanslaugter at most.

the internet always finds out.

A whole turkey by yourself though. All that tryptophan would put you in a deadly yet awesome sleep coma. You’d either die from ‘the Itis’ or have the best sleep ever.

I could..and well still can kill an entire family sized box of cinnamon toast crunch.