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I have been looking at this picture for 3 seconds and i already want to shake him.

Yes! you shake the shit out of that kid! I will discipline the shit out of my future kids. I'd like to discipline other peoples kids as well. Actually I'd like to ban some people from having kids. I'm sure you've meet people that shouldn't be breeding right?

She can hold your glass and it should be a snifter of bourbon you uncultured peasant. If you can't handle a big steak, a quality cigar, a decent libation and a attractive female companion then you aren't doing decadence right.

Really? At the end of this episode i wanted to shoot that girl myself.

i get the same reaction when i admit to guys that i don't like football.

bet you anything that this is shown after credits.

wtf is this?

you win the internet.

You are right, If humans were scored on our obedience we would seem even more idiotic.

I was about to say the same thing about Boxers then i was going to demand that this person be strung up for saying anything bad about them.

you forgot a pretty girl on your lap.

I translated your name to 808.

i'd hit it.

Ria Misra has not approved this! Fear the divine wrath of the gif queen.

it is too adorable to live.

i just need a platinum wig, the most whorish shade of lipstick you can find and the theme song to mortal kombat on repeat.

Kate, wouldn't you get a little tipsy on the intoxicating liquor of unfettered power?