I thought girls were too scared to play these types of games. You obviously have girl balls and are a credit to your gender.

Maybe, Depends on how much whiskey you have.

We called girls like that giggleboxes. Which in retrospect sounds just as dirty.

Someone must have been REAAALLYYY lonely. I mean those things can rip your god damn arms off. Tell us Raskos in your extensive and no doubt exhaustive study of human/gorilla sexy time, how does one seduce a gorilla?

I spit my coffee all over my keyboard at " getting funky with a monkey" I hope you are happy.

whats a gigglestick? Will the answer haunt my nightmares?

You make me wish i had taken more opportunities to traumatize my brother. I did jab a pen in his belly button once.

You best have some sauteed prawns on you if you know whats good for you Pinkham.

that can't be right, there are only like 4 or 5 seasons.

so what's the point of a nonslave leia? Actually what's the point of nonslave females in general?

Speaking of your complaint about the cold. I've heard that women constantly complain about being cold because more of their circulation is centered around their abdominal area and not their extremities like men. I once tried to explain this to a woman i worked with when she said she was cold but made a freudian slip…

" Forgive me a cruel chuckle ...hehehe mmm power"

I am a child of the interwebs i don't need your petty human attachments.

Woe to those who gaze upon sparklemuffin for those are the lost and the damned. Thou shall lament the scuttling sound of eight legs because it's the sound of thy doom. fall to thy knees and pray for salvation from the wrath of sparklmuffin, eater of souls, destroyer of worlds, dancer of death. Amen.

What if it was Sparklemuffin the destroyer of worlds. Would that make it better?

marieL hates spiders, How can i bring this abomination to her attention?

Yeah, but as i said the hippies don't get that.

Does this come out on Audible? I'm a millennial, I can't just focus all of my attention on one book longer than 20 minutes.

i lost it when he said Indubitably. Never thought i'd hear that word in death metal.