“Some backstory on fitting sponsored parts into one car in particular, from the worst movie of the series, seems exceptionally wild to me 16 years later.”

Hold the phone, SOMETHING IS CHEAPER IN CANADA??!?!?!?

Aluminum foil is free. I swear there is more in my pantry every time I open it. I can’t remember the last time I reached an end of the roll. It’s like there is a mini Alcoa plant in there.

No comment.

I understand it’s a budget build, but that thing is the physical embodiment of what every inbred Trump supporter from the south looks like.

I feel like there might be a half verbal, very subtle pun there. Getting crushed between boat and ship would be a pretty abrupt end.

huh, its showing as landscape on my Australian computer. It probably auto-rotated on yours due to the coriolis effect

I bet the “bolder, larger proportions” will include making the whole thing taller, thereby making it even more difficult to load and unload the bed.

I love it when the little ones use profanity in perfectly benign sentences, because they think it’s just another adjective..

How to improve Tesla build quality.

Do you have to wring the pee out of the seat to re drink it to obtain the 2nd, 3rd, 4 th..... increases? Think how many old farts that pee is filtering through. And is it an actual increase in market value like the odometer rolled back or is it purely in your mind like a used Tacoma owner?

Fuck you, Lime.

If you had been killed, it would have been a real Saab story.

Massaged twice daily to achieve a Kobe beef-like marbling.

How will the security and medical staff keep me safe? Are these apes friendly? Presumably so if I’m sprayed with pheromones to cause interest. It sort of suggest the animal will be mating with me more than the other way around. Many animals can be quite violent in their mating rituals and I don’t think I’m that shade…

When I was 17, I boldly exclaimed that I “would f*ck a ham sandwich, if I had to.” And I firmly held that belief for a lot, A LOT, less... You're all choking on your pride. Come here you big hairy slut; come get you some of this.

This is jank as fuck and I love it.

Deliver the first horse to some schmuck you don’t like, convince him to wish for the car you want, and then proceed to take it from him. No one will fault you. That dick is the reason all ground based public transit is gone.