Dude, Spoiler Alert???

Elimination!

FINISH HIM!

EPIC BURN!

Damnnnnn you got Ann Hiro!

Shots fired!

Wait are you my neighbor because this is scarily close to real life. I love her, but I do refer to her as my shithead dog constantly. It’s said with love but I’m now worried she’s been in on the joke the whole time and is going to kill me in my sleep.

Oh no. I have to go home and apologize to my dog profusely now. Mostly for all the passive aggressive comments I’ve made under my breath over the years.

All three of those assumptions are way off but I know people like you need self-delusion to survive in the fake world you’ve created in your head, so proceed!

I get that changing a Facebook status isn’t actually doing anything, but what’s your real gripe? Why the fuck do you care? Are you doing something more? Sounds like you’re basically saying “people on the ground protesting are fine, but people who aren’t but post about it on Facebook are losers” but you’re going even…

“Trump” and “fix it”. You’ve said all you need to say. Go die.

Yeah fuck you anyway, obvious dick.

What would you do after weeks of cops attacking you with teargas and dogs? No need to argue about this because neither of us will convince each other. Bye.

So what’s your point? Why don’t you start a protest over it, then? Are you really trying to denigrate the Native Americans over this? Get a fucking life. You can protest anything you like, it’s hilarious that you want to criticize others because they’re not protesting that pipeline. Why don’t you start it son?