David Akers will find you and he will kick you.

And their child soldiers!

As a Ninja-American, I find the epithet "Stupid Ninjas" offensive.

Coming soon to Gawker Media.

Somebody had to do it, and I'm glad it didn't have to be me.

I disagree Jesus. We can throw out that its the default set of apps on the dock, considering keynote is on there. I also want to say you can get that type of spacing in landscape if you shove 5-6 apps on the dock.

My guess is Lake Bell [www.imdb.com]

Yes it is.

But...but...Freddie Prinze Jr!!!!

I believe collectors are zombie protheans?

So long as Kari Wuher stays employed, I have no qualms about this.

Disappointed this was not used as the lead-in picture.

Hell yes. CAN I GET A HOMEWORLD 3?? What kind of kickstarter badassery would we need to do?

Just as an FYI Gamestop started doing trade-ins for iOS devices as well. [www.gamestop.com]

Guess who signs their checks now. It's the nature of the game, and that's what they gave up when they went from being big ol' indie to part of the biggest publisher on earth.

Yeah the anchor kind of laughs it off with a "fembot voice" comment, but that moment where they're on the line and the constant *beep* "Ok!" *beep* "Ok!" *beep* "Ok!" was insane. I could not imagine standing/sitting there, carving out aluminum spurs for 12 hours and listening to that and being able to function…

Never know. Could be the best thing that's happened to it so far, development-wise. Fresh set of eyes never hurts. Extra set of arms and legs... that's a different story.

There's a SkyRim basketball pun in there somewhere, I'm just too lazy to attempt it.

The Reach Will Rise Again.

kapow!