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I smell an awesome mash-up opportunity.

Man, Naboo WISHES it could be as cool-looking as Alderaan.

@Shiro_Shishi: You forgot the skill involving the ability to kick people in the nads.

@StaticSignal: I'm not for monopolies or anything like that, but at the very least someone should put T2 out of their misery and buy them out.

@juandotcom: I want a beard with the picture of a ghostly white skull on it.

Holy shit! Train Afghan soldiers and policemen! Get pinned down in the mountains by the Taliban! Experience truly modern and fragmented tribal warfare!

@DrunkRaba: I'd like to amend my initial requests with a full-contact Chocobo polo...or at best, a Running Man-esque Chocobo game show where contestants have to survive in a maze with genetically modified super-death Chocobos hunting them.

@CapnCourage: And Ubisoft is predominantly French. It's right in their wheelhouse.

@September: You had to necromance the rotting corpse of Final Fantasy: Spirits Within and commune with CGI ghosts didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!

@Adhominem: Just give me a Chocobo breeding system and Chocobo thoroughbred racing and Chocobo gambling and Chocobo cock-fighting and the number of gameplay hours triple. At least.

@noesmano: all you need to know is its more than one, less than one hundred hobos.

@BryanH: Would have preferred the "Renegade" edition of Styx: Rock Band.

@dogabutila: As long as said bouncing boobies belonged to Kristin Bell in this hypothetical sequel, they could call it barbie horse adventures 3 and i'd buy the collector's edition.

@Mucudadada: I want to fight Abstergo robots that shoot lasers as a Desmond ninja with exploding throwing knives.

@GrieVelorn: Just curious, but are there any other types of MMOs that don't subscribe to every descriptor you just mentioned?

@TravisTouchdown: I'd settle for a necromancing revolver. You shoot at corpses and BAM! undead followers. Obviously when you shot at living things it would have no effect, but if you shot at undead things, they'd explode. But dead undead things and recently deceased, now you're talking...

@Michael Dukakis: I, for one, cannot wait for the Soap product tie-ins.