Now just to spite your fucking condescending bullshit attitude, I’m gonna buy 100 boxes, thaw them, and send them to Gizmodo offices, ya fuckin jagoff.

Well, when your built like that....

Reason #561 why I love M’Baku.

Come on son. We’ve gotten like 3093083 think pieces by Sunday.

I will bet it’d be fantastic with turkey.

NONE. Because they are too powerful in their blackness to need to borrow from another culture’s (“Greek”) legacy for anything. Yes, I am a killjoy today!

I’m here for the FAMU reunion.

I mean, have you read a James Bond book? Because psychopathic sex addict pretty much sums it up.

“Sex is not a gift”

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH HAYWIRE WITH GINA CARANO. She is a total badass MMA fighter and her fight scenes were incredible.

I wonder how many people really wanted a BSG reboot 15 years ago.

Yeah, Cafe Du Monde got hyped up for me, and I was way unimpressed.

hence the gray beard

the year after this song nas called jay z a stan on ether. its been common internet slang on rap message boards since then.

Be blessed.

Yesterday:

I have a secret to tell you. You are going to be old one day.

I thought this was going to be about cocaine.

How can I reconcile the existence of evil with that of a just and loving God?

I subscribe to the theory that Bruce is still around and uses the fear toxin.