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Now that the Amy Schumer-backlash is OFFICIALLY in full swing, I’m excited to see how long it takes for the Jez opinion pendulum to swing to backlash-backlash.

See, the thing about all those “nightmare stories” is this: we’re impatient. All of us. We’re paying for a service that provides entertainment at the speed of electricity straight to our eyeballs, and if the signal gets interrupted for even a minute, we FREAK THE HELL OUT. And then we call some poor phone bank

Craig Ferguson for Drax.

I bought this last week at $29.99 and even though it is no longer for sale at the lower $23.99 price (now it’s only available from third-party seller), I contacted them just now and they are reimbursing me for the difference!

I bought this last week at $29.99 and even though it is no longer for sale at the lower $23.99 price (now it’s only

The original wasn’t as recognizably a hearse because it was an ambulance.

I’m still hoping the rumored Cecily Strong role is the Walter Peck equivalent.

OMG. Someone remembers this trainwreck ?

Can’t be. They say it’s a villain and Walter Peck was a hero, standing up to a bunch of fringe scientist who built and operated multiple homemade nuclear devices in and throughout NYC. He deserves a medal. ;)

Oof. Think I paid like $90 years and years ago for a DVD box set, the one where all the discs look like 45 records.

Oof. Think I paid like $90 years and years ago for a DVD box set, the one where all the discs look like 45 records.

Likewise. I did practically nothing, too. I used the chat system, and put in my grievance. They asked me to confirm my name and the order number, and next thing I know, they’re offering the difference back.

Likewise. I did practically nothing, too. I used the chat system, and put in my grievance. They asked me to confirm

Oh ffs, I just bought it last week. Does Amazon do price adjustments?

Oh ffs, I just bought it last week. Does Amazon do price adjustments?

You go gal! So cool and badass over the Internet.

Young Baller is probably an asshole, but I can’t be mad at him. If his attitude is attracting the type of women he’s into, then there’s no reason for him to drop that persona.

Yes. He was essentially "built" to be the ultimate fighting machine. Carbon fiber muscles, a fight computer that calculates ever potential permutation of a fight before the first punch is thrown, a back-up heart (I believe?), enhanced healing, some sort of enhancements to his skeleton, etc. He's everything that Batman

Yes. It was in Human On The Inside, (one of my favorite Authority books), where his opponent squared off with him but refused to make an aggressive move and just stood there, so his abilities didn’t work against that. His abilities also didn’t work against the kiss that followed.

I really don’t get grown ass adults who can spend so much time and energy ranting about how much they hate a celebrity.

My mom has the weirdest animosity toward Kim Kardashians (all of the Kardashians, but mostly Kim). She’s apparently human garbage because... she’s famous despite having no talent? Which, for one thing, is debatable. For another, it’s a really weird reason to actively hate someone.

She was actually quite entertaining (and seemed rather self-aware) on “Wait Wait...Don’t tell me!”

The amount of hate she gets is one of the reasons I love her. Her haters are such joyless people. Like, we GET IT, EVERYBODY! YOU THINK SHE’S POINTLESS!

I didn’t need it to be some revolutionary service. I just needed it to be a good service that I enjoyed using. I needed it to fix a lot of the UI and UX issues I had with Spotify. I needed it to have a great library and a good locker service.