n0thisispatrick
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n0thisispatrick

Easy, this one.

Why is this even a question? We answered it this morning...

This, surprisingly, isn’t bad. The only thing that makes me want to projectile hurl is all the flames. Why on the fucking gauges?

Plane!

It’s obviously the Mazda Miata:

If you were at Barber then you probably saw one of my friend’s LeMons car! The Kia-Pet!

Posted this elsewhere but I’ll post it here:

If you don’t have $50k, perhaps you can persuade Lada to let you order a Niva “Marsh”:

Difficulty for difficulty’s sake is just masturbation.

luckily for you its not an LS swap in that Porsche

VW probably cheated on that weight number though

But can you grandma lug tighten, not double pumping like you should?

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

attempting murder, position of a firearm, assault with a deadly weapon is a lot of action for a “non-violent” cleric ... Not to mention Aiding & Abetting, & Obstruction of justice.

North Korea may have executed another underground nuclear test

I work at a Chrysler dealer for the time being...this is suspiciously accurate, especially because of these facts:

Two of my uncles are Chrysler engineers, talked with them on Christmas eve and both said the company is operating under the assumption its going to be sold. They currently have 0 as in ZERO cars currently in development outside of refreshes of current models. No replacement for the LX platform (300, Charger,

You can't make up fake car company names and accuse us of mispronouncing them. Totally not fair.