So Random Acts of Senseless Violence (the great Womack book) and Miri (the ST episode, not the girl) had a kid…

I'm pretty sure the kid died from toenail fungus.

Arghhhh, the downfalls of posting just after waking up. Jackson, of course. My brain was obviously fed to wolverines while I slept.

I don't know why they don't have her do what caught the collective eye in the first place - commentary on 'Update.

"Honestly, I can’t remember a single, quotable line from any Family Feud sketch I’ve ever seen."

…..He doesn't totally annoy me in Galaxy Quest.

Harry was the first thing I thought of when I saw this incredibly wonderful news, and Pegg could pull it off. I don't want them to go too light or funny (I think I'm in the minority of people who sort of can't stand IV) but I think a character like Harry could work as the deceptively bombastic conniver he was in the…

I gave this an A because, whether due to watching while half dozing off due to a looooooong workday with all the lights off or not, that (admittedly cliche) slow lead-in to the sight of what Stanley was turned into ('what are those sounds?'… 'a playpen…. huh?'…), and then the reveal, truly was a wonderfully…

Not sure if I can express this exactly the right way, but I loved the ending BECAUSE it was forced and silly. Just like other "regular' half hour comedies have. Because it's a 'regular' sitcom too. I love that there are layers of message embedded in this show but first and foremost 'we're different, but we're no…

"Accidents Will Happen" for Poise or Depends

Amen. It only took me 2 weeks to be bored to death by Tapped Out, it was annoying and burdensome. People rag on stuff like Candy Crush, but mindless stuff like that actually involves a bit of strategy (and more than a bit on a good number of levels.) As for cartoon-based games, I'd have rather they put out a mobile…

I was hoping for a return of the puppets and an awesome dance presentation.

I'd eat Bruce's lasagna.

Nothing makes me feel old like catching a glimpse of their show. Not only do I not get it, it literally gives me the creeps to watch it, like I've taken bad acid on a shitty day and have suffered a stroke. Weird/Absurdist does not equal funny.

I'm not Googling her. She'll always be Mary Hartman's sister to me.

We had "DOOR."

His specials are on cable nearly constantly, and watching them makes one realize that sometimes the true magic is in the editing.
Perhaps the person who edits his specials should have a hand in his movies…

Dawn needs to GEt OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!

To be fair, that new Dunkin Donuts croissant donut is pretty wonderful after 15 seconds in a microwave. I guess any sugar-laden/covered carb would be. But… it IS!

(when I say Nealon wasn't 'the funniest guy' I meant just in terms of Update. Which is exactly as it should be. Nealon was of course a star player on SNL and I miss him.)