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FARTY!!!!!

This is like at the end of a movie where rhe local sports team is way down in the 3rd period and the MVP makes a shocking appearance that turns the whole game around.

OMIGOD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

those sinners

being a babe and shacking up with her cute manfriend.

Ohhhhhh, hiiiiiiiiii

Where have you been?

.... hi.

damnit i’ve missed you

BREITBART EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Has Ascended to Heaven to Serve at the Right Hand of the Father

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

two jewish people from the same area will always have friends in common. like a six degrees of kevin bacon type deal.

I’d never heard that term for it, but I am jewish and this inevitably happens whenever I encounter another jewish person who grew up in NY. And usually, we do have someone in common.

Where you run around saying “Do you know this one or that one” with the assumption that someone you know was invited to their Bar/Bat Mitzvah or went to services with them. Or camp. Or Miami Beach for Passover.

OMG MOAR CELEBRITY SIGHTING

moriarty is on instagram and posting and looking adorbs!

Do we though?

Can you even see most noses? At 5'3" I feel like you’re at a great height to suck my dick.