uh oh did you get your boobs done first and bae was mad? It’ll be ok bb there are other fish in the sea.

My nose doesn't get me free drinks at a bar tho

In 2012, Scalia was already an overweight man in his 70s who had a face that was perma-red. We voted for the man we wanted to be in charge of replacing him. The whole argument that we should vote before choosing the next one, and the fact that anyone humors it with any kind of legitimacy, makes me SO ANGRY.

FOLLOW’D

HOLY FUCK I’VE MISSED YOU!!!!!

Ok, uh, do you need me to get you a plane ticket? Southwest flies to Oakland and I have points…

I stopped reading after “Texas melt with potato wedges” because I’m really hungry right now and that sounded good.

I am nothing if not someone who cares about helping people chase their dreams so they can take incriminating pictures we can sell!

Back atchoo.

Damn it! It had been months since I’d thought about where his donkey sauce comes from. Now I’m back in that hell.

‘I’ve got a hot creamy place you can wedge something into.’

I want nothing to do with any of the above, but I respect that someone does.

I love someone who owns their kink. You go.

I was just wondering about you today and THIS is the article I find you on. Ha! I followed you on Twitter. I don’t do anything over there, except follow Jezzies who may wander off.

I don’t think we can really know how much it would take until you walk into some guy’s diner-remodeled apartment and he’s dressed like Guy Fieri and wants you to make him Guy Fieri’s food and then possibly use it during sex.

will not be kink shamed by you vanilla flavorless weirdos.

I believe the little guy found his lady. Here’s the selfie.

BAM! oh wait that the other loud short food guy.

it got me off super quick too!

Should have forgone the remodel and spent the 12 k on sex with someone that knows how to pretend places are diners.