I only WISH we’d excluded my husband’s parents from our wedding. Just as we were saying our “I do”s, his dad jumped up out of his seat, shouted “F—- this!”, and stormed out of the room, dragging his wife behind him.

I can’t wait to have a wedding for the sole purpose of not inviting my mother.

My boyfriend’s mother is absolutely the most toxic person I’ve ever met and through years of therapy he’s been able to put the past behind him and treat her more like an acquaintance than a parent. But I know that if we were to get married and we didn’t invite her, it would send a ripple... no, maybe a tsunami...…

Sort of on topic, but my 67 year old mom cut off her mom just the other day. She and my grandma had a VERY toxic relationship (it’s her stepmom, but the only one she’s ever known). My grandpa died just over a year ago and my grandma made sure my mom and her kids, including yours truly, got nothing. Do we care about…

Have some puppies:

They never did find that rhino...

All seriousness aside, I’d love it if she came to my wedding.

Did you see the red velvet 8 eye boots? I could not justify the price for boots I can’t wear for six months of the year in Boston, but they were gorgeous.

This is all very James and the Giant Peach to me.

I swear to you, you won't even notice. I totes do this, and I think all the carbon and ash in the water is actually good for the plants.

Yes, fact checking matters. But it also doesn’t warrant flying off the fucking handle if she misattributed a job title. It didn’t affect the content of the story or make it any less valid.

Hah, I feel that. I was confirmed too, and that’s about all I can remember. The Catholic school I attended would have you believe they’re the original Christians, but they kind of failed to mention the part about other sects believing they’re actually not Christian.

“... I’m a bad ex christian”? That’s what they want you to believe. You’re the best kinda of X — you point out the idiocy & hypocrisy and have accepted logic into your heart. Go forth Farty and enjoy the fuck outta life — there’s no guilt in living Jeezus free!

Right?!?!!? WANT PLEASE.

Lighten up Francis.
Fundie American asstards don’t have a common in-the-flesh real special person like that Catholic pope or Bhuddist lama - so there’s a deep immature need for some vindication. They just need somebody respectful to give an ‘attaboy’ (or an atta-bigot?). Bigot Davis welcomes idiot OathKeepers, NRA…

There's a lot of that going around, like the congress critter who was going to boycott the Pope despite being Catholic. I mean, does nobody understand what infallible means around here anymore? Sheesh!

Important question; if you water your vegetable garden with bong water, is there any usable THC getting leeched into the vegetables?

Honestly, right now I’m guessing there’s a pretty powerful funk coming off California right now.

Moot if they are pot plants as well.

Will this result in some sort of hybridization?