I hear you, however, as a Catholic, it was incredibly frustrating for the Pope to come to our country and primarily spread a message of acceptance and tolerance of all people, and then turn around and meet with Kim Davis. The US is not a Christian nation and the Pope is not an American leader, but he is a Catholic…

While I certainly think Catholics are Christians, there are several Christian denominations that view Catholics as separate from Christians. They hold Catholicism as similar to Mormonism.

While many drought-concerned residents of California are using leftover bongwater to water their plants

Yep, the “protest” part of “Protestant” refers to the Great Schism headed by Martin Luther. I like to think of Catholics like squares and Christianity as rectangles: all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

Yeah I don’t see why this was a BFD at all. Who the fuck cares? I’m tired of seeing this woman’s face, it makes me angry. She got her 15 minutes, spare us all the fucking book deal and move on media.

You are grouchy! And I love it. It’s this weather (which is my favorite).

It’s a rainy Friday, so get angry. It’s a rainy weekend too. And I’m low on beers.

You’re just the best.

Grouchy or not, you deserve stars. Where are all your stars?!

I met Steven Spielberg once in a deli in Manhattan, so clearly I’m the truest Jew to ever Jew.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

Kim Davis,

GET IT GURL!

I think about accidentally cutting my fingers to the bone a lot. I don’t want this to happen I just keep thinking it’ll happen some day.

From an early age, I always felt like I was the type of guy that would end up without some of his fingers. I have yet to make that happen, nor do I want it, but I still suspect this is in my future.

Awww, how did I forget about Simple Plan? I remember going to see them years ago and falling deep for Piere(?), looking back now I realise he was essentially a somewhat rocky Bieber with a dodgy haircut.

When I was in 9th grade, I met a girl at a church dance that I was obsessed with and then spent the next two weeks calling her every single day. I took her to an Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan concert where I tried and failed to even hold her hand. She started dating someone the next day. That afternoon I called into…

I don’t care much for cycling tbh

If this is true, I will be the least surprised I have ever been in my life. Reading through that thread was surreal. It’s just a circle jerk of misdirected rage and childish entitlement mixed with lots of hurt male fee fees.