I read that she never drinks alcohol. I want to stay young looking too, but whiskey is delicious.

Whatever, she’s aging well. No shame in saying so.

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.

I’m sure diet and beauty regime play a part of it, but part of it has to be blessed genetics, right?

Chain mail, perhaps? It’s heavy though.

E-coli?

Samsies. Ugh, I find her so annoying. I do not get her appeal at all, and I’m an aging white alcoholic who likes not wearing a bra, so I feel like I’m supposed to be her demographic?

Every week. I worship double creature in lieu of organized religion. It is my everything.

what are you even talking about.

oh thank god, someone else made this same mistake. TBH, that video would be EVEN FUNNIER if it were during the DIamonique call in

I sincerely though it was the Home Shopping Network trying to reformat as a news station

Dean McDermott (not Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh egg

HERE COMES THE BRIDE

i honestly think thats the plot of blue bloods?

This cat is obviously Burt Reynolds in his heyday c’mon.

I just imagined Tom Selleck joyfully following a lady-bug around and it makes me so happy.

Yeah she thought about reinventing but then looked at herself in the mirror and asked, “Why you gotta make things so complicated? I see the way you’re acting like you’re somebody else, makes me frstrated (sic)“

if i do will he appear before me like beetlejuice