So I totally respect that you’re aware of your privilege but damn yo, it’s hard to appreciate these funny stories when my little brother (pretty dark Mexican kid) gets pulled over and put in jail for NOT being high.
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Do you have snapchat? I wanna see your selfies!
I’ve only got one getting busted story, but man is it kind of a doozy. On tour with a punk band. Our guitarist’s girlfriend gave him half an ounce for the road. Rolling through the middle of Kansas at 3am our guitarist and trumpet player decide to get high. They are the only ones awake, until we get pulled over by a…
Yep. White, 26 year old male here.
This feels like more of a weed evening for me.
I know a few kids who were raised without the gender separation silliness and I seriously can’t wait until they’re in charge of everything. It’s going to be glorious.
SMOOSH THAT FACE! DO IT!
I’m on a monthly donation plan, time to up the amount on the fucker.
My nephew just started being verbal, and one of the things he likes to say a lot is "I'm gonna get you!" He learnt it from...everybody.
That is so hilarious and creepy at the same time. Cannot stop watching.
But what happens when Fox “News” doesn’t know whether to say Madam President or Mr President?
IM GONNA SMOOSH THAT FACE
you might need to make a few lifestyle changes
Welcome them? They’re already here and have a supreme ruler
“The Shosteds, of Utah, routinely get personal presidential letters sent to them via the White House Greetings Office for birthdays, weddings, etc.”
Wear that silk shirt for me.
I know, for I have seen some adorable selfies. I like your style and shall attempt to copy some of it. Probably in the shoes department.
This is so hilarious I feel this needs to be printed out and hung on a wall next to a “Footprints in the Sand” poster.
A kid I grew up with accidentally dropped a bag of weed on a cop’s foot during a traffic stop. The cop confiscated the weed and gave the kid a written warning. End of incident.