And stew. Delicious delicious stew.

I don’t partake, but... that’s a really small amount, right? Your typical joint has to run like, at least 3 or 4 grams, yeah?

It's making normal (ish) new posters go to the greys.

Seriously. My chillum broke during a Hannibal Burress show, and I’m pretty sure I’ve got that much weed detritus on the bottom of my purse.

I watch it every Halloween. So many great one liners. And Chris Pratt! I have the hugest crush on Amanda Seyfried.

I laughed. Thank you.

Stop trying to keep me from perfecting my ghost hit. LEGALIZE IT!

Good point. That’s why you shouldn’t live in Florida.

Not just marijuana. Rand Paul also opposes the increased militarization of police and mandatory minimum sentences, and supports restoring voting rights to convicted felons,

That makes him look so much cooler than he ever has been or will be in his entire *life*.

So basically Jeb’s position is - he doesn’t *want* to, but he sure as fuck isn’t going to do anything to change the status quo?

Oh man, Rand is right and that makes me very uncomfortable.

It's great that Rand wants to not send drug users to jail, but a really courageous stand would accept the idea that in order to end mass incarceration we need to start releasing violent prisoners and keeping them for a shorter amount of time.

Never not relevant. Hundreds of years of perpetual paranoia, yay!

No, then it would actually be entertaining.

I did a reverse image search on google to see where that came from, and THERE ARE SO MANY TERRIFYING RABBIT PICS WHY INTERNET WHYYYYYYY

That was a fairly tame Watership Down gif. And I don’t have twitters. I have a self-imposed social media restraining order.

My solution: Unleash hundreds of foxes on the town.

Well, we DO have a pretender to the throne who thinks he can bolster his claim by using a wall to protect the kingdom from an invasion. So I see your point.

And food. Rabbit is delicious.