“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm”

omg he is Columbusing diversity in Hollywood discussions, isn’t he

Sorry, Chief

Throwing away their skin tone and flat stomachs on terrible nutrition and horrific fashion choices! DAMN YOUTHS.

HA! ALARMING! Good one, Moriarty’s ringtone. That’s some grade-A punnery, right there.

Moissturiiiiizeee meeeee.

Yes, but what LEVEL of alert? Red? Blue? GOLD??

I find your elastic skin and enthusiasm terrifying

To 14 year old, that would make everything totally worth it.

ok but like

And that when they allegedly believe something is a bomb, they put it in a desk and stand around discussing it. Desk are super duper indestructible.

This isn't blind gossip. Unless you believe in werewolves.

I seriously want to know their reasoning for not calling in the bomb squad if they were so concerned that his clock was a bomb and not, you know, an actual clock.

Or Michael Bay movies

And like, if it was a bomb ... no one noticed it until the alarm went off in his backpack. Movies tell me that’s when bombs go boom.

“IT LOOKS LIKE ONE-A DEM BOMBS FROM DA MOVIES SARG!”

i was thinking the rebels in the hunger games

I thought it looked like costumes on Divergent

Great they can reuse it again in Game of Thrones