I was trying to minimize the twee factor by using his real name? (I think the SO naming thing is actually pretty cool) But you may call him Mandilyn. (Last night I dreamt I went to Mandilyn again)

Well, is there?

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

You think all the old folks banging each other in their retirement homes all think their partners are gorgeous and beautiful? Hell no.

dandilyn and I look a lot alike. I sometimes wonder if that’s a component of our seemingly equal attraction? He wonders if there’s any brisket left.

Glad it’s always worked for you. Mostly it hasn’t for me. It’s often worked in reverse though, where I’ve fucked someone and it hasn’t worked out but we like each other enough to become platonic friends. There’s no one answer, obviously.

“I Have Sex With my Friends While Helping the Poor, Striking a Blow for Justice, and Learning Life Lessons About Love, Loss, and the Power of my Vagina”

Do I get to wear those rad skinny jeans?

A) Yes

Bitter Barbie

Sometimes when I’m in a room with random people I think to myself... “I wonder what he/she looks like naked....”

“Barbie, what is sex?”

What is sex? Something that Mori likes

Well, maybe not those clothes.

Yes! I discovered this yesterday, and it is the best Instagram in all the land. Everybody follow it, NOW!

That doesn’t sound like friends with benefits, that sounds like being disrespectfully used as a booty call. Kick that guy out the door!

I don’t know. I live vicariously through my single friends. I was superawkwardboy (when it came to dating) through to pretty much senior year of college and within a couple years of getting my shit together ended up in a long-term relationship I’m still in.

You can have sex with your friends, is the thing.

Can we do an orgy? Ladies night out! :D

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