Mostly I’d just fuck Alison Brie.

At the same time?

Seriously. People think that friends with benefits is like... separate and distinct from being friends. But, no, you can actually maintain a friendly relation that involves occasionally mashing genitals together without that somehow being a shocking thing. Like, I get that for some people, sex is absolutely not done…

You can also be friends with people you’d fuck if the circumstances were different. Being sexually attracted to someone and not sleeping with them doesn’t have to be some angst-ridden, friendship-ending ordeal.

I would fuck the majority of my friends if it were up solely to me. I mean why not? They’re awesome.

preach, preeeeeaaach.

NO DATA

Wow, that is a TERRIBLE way to color-code a map. Like, awful.

I couldn't find two dressed in suits but he has a wheel chair that looks like a suit.

... I’m surprised there’s nothing about training law enforcement to take instances of domestic abuse and violated restraining orders more seriously? This seems to be a huge blind-spot in their plan.

hope they include native american women in these policy recommendations as well tho

I know I saw this and had to stop reading for several minutes because I started misting up! <3

Congratulations Mark and Allen, and a beautifully written article.

I went to star this but I couldn’t fucking find it for ages wtf the KINJA LET ME SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR IMMATURE DICK HUMOUR

YAY MARK AND ALLEN! :D
This made me so happy. Congrats, you two.

Except I will not hide my disappointment at the lack of guinea pigs at your nuptials. For shame.

If I were gif-savvy, I’d just post all the ones in the affirmative.

I’m tearing up in my office reading this, so happy for you Mark!

Congratulations!! I hope you have many wonderful years together. Try to stay way from Rosebudding.

YES, THIS!!

Thanks for saying this, everyone in this post trying to say she’s “motherly” but not a “mother” are driving me crazy. My partner’s son lives in a different state, and thus we aren’t a part of his day to day routine. But we are as involved as we can be and see him whenever possible. But according to these people, I…