I’m not day-drinking, so here’s a sober confirmation: this was fucking brilliant.

Holy guacamole I think she's pretty!

OMG! Maybe it’s because I’m day-drinking, or maybe it’s the entire pizza I just ate, but I am loving this SO MUCH right now.

She’s living my best life.

Yeah, the F is great... except when it’s running on the A track for random reasons or whatever. It also takes you everywhere. Super convenient train line, honestly. I often don’t even need to transfer to get to places south of Central Park.

Man-friend said I could schedule our free time, so between you and The Noble Renard I am totally set! Thank you from the bottom of my currently-at-work-but-not-working-because-I’m-googling-everything heart!

South Street Seaport is really cool, and now they have a small Smorgesburg there so you can grab eats from the food trucks and do a little shopping and look at the water and consume booze.

Glad to help! It can be an overwhelming city so honestly the best thing to do if you’re there for only a short period is to just pick three or four things you want to do and do those!

Okay, in three full days it doesn’t make too much sense to head into the outer boroughs.

And here I thought my Adblock wasn’t working...

And twenty-three states have allow rapists to sue for custody rights if their victim gets pregnant.

It depends on what you’re looking for! New York is an unbelievably large city, and most visitors spend all their time just on Manhattan and not even exploring the rest of the city.

SHUT IT DOWN.

My husband set up our Verizon account and password. He works in network security so all the passwords he chooses are long strings of random numbers, letters and symbols. My BFF and I are incapable of entering them correctly, I had to send him over to her house to set HBOGo and Starz for her after we had failed to get…

and suffer you surely would.

I had to go once to buy sunglasses from the H&M. It took us half an hour to get from 49th street to the store entrance.

Why stop at Times Square?

“Suffer” is probably the operative word, really.