Humans. Are. Disgusting. Ugh, suddenly I’m perfectly happy living in my backwoods rural flyover state where my nearest neighbor is a mile and a half down the gravel road. So thank you. >.<

i mean

omgSTAHHHP

Sounds about right.

SAND IN THE VAGINA.

ooo,girl... there are no subways where i live so...

I didn't think I'd be the first person here who wanted to post exactly that. She's brilliant.

Welp, time to listen to that on repeat.

haha, maybe that’s where I’m missing the greatness here.

I keep trying to send in a tip to Pinkham about a ranch dressing themed restaurant opening near me, but he’s not biting. :(

I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

I SUPPORT THIS!

my ocd has been triggered! did she wipe off everything with multiple lysol antibacterial wipes for the recommended 30 seconds? why would you do that in your car when other people have to ride with you in it? why? coming into contact with genital germs is my number one ocd fear.

I figured it was you who was the one to send it into Jez’s tips line, as well.

She’s awesome!

Amandla is a great role model not just for black girls, not just for girls in general, not just for teens in general, but for everyone. She is intelligent and wise beyond her years and I thank her parents for raising such a wonderful human being. The world needs more Amandlas.

LIKE GRILLS AND CORNROWS, GEEZ. AMIRITE?

Moriarty, you would do well for yourself no matter who you were, you sexy anonymous internet genius. Its just my preference. My lady boner likes blonde chicks better than blond dudes. You will survive Moriarty, I’m sorry I made you cry. I’m still your biggest fan.