It’s summer and The Chronic is finally available for streaming thanks to Apple Music. Why aren’t we all RIGHT NOW?

Dude! We've been blaming poor Hiro all these years.

I appreciate your dedication to Photoshop this morning.

His initials are COG. You’d think they’d have higher goals for him.

They probably could have sold them for more.

I agree, she is a disgusting pig both for compromising the food and for treating the employee like shit.

As opposed to guys, who just spent the night obsessively refreshing Twitter over where a seven-foot millionaire will play a kids’ game next year.

There are men on jezebel as well interwebs stranger. What i am trying to say is that this man is taking a break from commenting to go to Denny’s for pacakes.

waot os tjos trie

Charlie Ocean Goldblum

Her boyfriends are really doing a terrible job in raising her.

I never in my life thought I could come across a case so heinous that I would support the death penalty. But here we are.

Wheras my boner inverted so hard it is tickling my medulla oblongata.

moist and shiny

pervert

My cat, Hiro, licked all the frosting off my birthday cake. That is why we can’t leave cake or any dessert with frosting unattended. He’ll eat the frosting off.

No, no, she is clearly old enough to know not to put food in her mouth that doesn’t belong to her. She is using big words and walking on her own and everything. And even if she was having a rough day and so had regressed a bit (it happens to all babies when they’re tired and stressed), her caretakers should have…

As I was typing “no one cares...”, I saw the picture and got one too

The Po-Po is plural. If you wanted to use the singular you should have used 5-0. This has been your public service announcement for the day.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA