Let’s start an Intervention spin off for just the ladies. The logo will be pink.

Heroine

don’t forget warm.

Only if you freeze it in this bullet ice cube tray and shoot it at them.

you do god’s work

You are just watching the wrong films.

No you idiot you cast the spell first and *then* you throw your semen. (Honestly I wonder if the guy googled some kind love spell or something and decided to do this..)

That’s how I feel about Swifty.

I agree, but watch out for the Beygency!

Haven’t you ever watched porn? The semen flies at someone’s face at the END of the courtship. Not the beginning.

All the stars are for you! All of them!

I thought I smelled sulphur coming off cloven hooves. Tammy 1 is that you?

elijah’s white foamy mouth makes this way grosser

“BUT THIS IS HOW MY GRANDPARENTS MET AND THEY’VE BEEN 2GETHER 4EVER”