Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

that’s more depressing than being single, tbh

Is this a joke.

My boyfriend goes on dates with my single lady friends (Ex: he was in san fran, she lives in san fran, they went to a baseball game and had dinner together, got drunk, had fun) because I’m not a goddamn psycho and if I didn’t trust my boyfriend I wouldn’t date him???

why are there so many indian restaurants

there are a lot of places I can order from I can’t possibly go to all of them also usually I’m high and I don’t care.

Yes. That’s exactly what just happened here.

honestly if I thought he would stop I would vote for him at this point this is too much.

This world is just satire now, right.

.....We aren’t talking about bullies, we are talking about people who claim to have guns killing all the black students on campus. That’s not about “letting anyone win”, it’s about not wanting to die, you dip. Don’t be fucking obtuse.

also isn’t this man running for president what does he have against teeth whitener

How can anyone actually be this uncool.

any dayyy of the weeeeeek

I am willing to do anything to get him to stop.

STOP

It really is there is nothing better than homemade bratwurst in a weird field by lake michigan outside of Chicago we did the chicken dance there was beer there was a playground with a seesaw that I bruised my vagine on I regret nothing

Gavin: Downgrade. Definitely a downgrade. For shame.

I did! I still call my Opa that! My Oma died like ten years ago.

My parents were both very much married when they dated other people because they had been separated for like 4 years at that point and my mom slept in the basement and also divorce takes forever so whatEVVZzZ do you Giada, you beautiful big headed star.

snooky makes lipstick?