What are our thoughts on the wood nymph who suns her vagina?

HOW DO I MAKE MY LIPSTICK LOOK LIKE THAT SHINY AMAZING METALLIC MIRROR LIPSTICK

Yes.

If they wanted to be authentic they would say “German picnic grilled brat” as that is where my opa would shove pig meat and spices into the intestines of that same pig and then grill it and feed it to many hungry Germans outside of Chicago and those were the most glorious days of my life.

I have literally no idea what the fuck you are talking about, Susan.

I shouldn't be surprised that there is a sexy dinosaur costume yet somehow I am.

The man at the liquor store asked to see my ID and when it said 27 he said “dear god I thought you were 14” so.

LOLOL KEN. PLS. I HAVENT WASHED MY HAIR IN LIKE FOUR DAYS AND ITS STARTING TO ITCH.

talk about a know it all.

NO ONE ASKED YOU

I HAVE NO GENERATION THO

There is no need to be so Holocaustic.

if Donald Trump is your cooler friend you need to seriously reevaluate your life.

side note: why do so many of these men have necklaces Pierce you’re better than this (I mean you’re probably not but you are)

Please tell me you mean Pierce and not Robin Thicke because honestly that necklace is disgusting.

All I know is Sheetz is the love of my life.

Randi is coming for your job, bro.

I got all of these right so I’ll be sitting right here waiting for my million dollar prize.

“If I made it, anybody can, because I had no talent whatsoever.”

and boffed Kylie “during a drunken night earlier this year