sure!

I’m sorry about your diagnosis and fuck cancer fuurreal, but it is nuts how people faun over cancer patients. I work in a hospital, and let me tell you, AIDS patients are not getting that kind of love and compassion. It’s just weird that a lot of time sympathy is garnered on some weird hierarchy scale of people who…

am I hallucinating because I legit cannot see a C section scar

Inception comes to mind.

There was a study that I cannot for the life of me find via the Googlez rn that found that it’s mostly women who are overworked/overwhelmed and use it as an out. Like, most of the people who do this are women in graduate school.

I mean, I feel like people are definitely just assuming I’m uncultured and dumb and that’s fine because honestly if liking that movie makes you cultured and intelligent I prefer to be dumb.

I’M GOING TO FORCE YOU TO WATCH THAT MOVIE W ME AGAIN AND POINT OUT ALL THE WAYS IT IS DUMB

yessssSSSSssssssS

You’d be surprised how many people lie about having cancer, honestly.

So wait, where are we. Do we hate JLaw now? Does that mean we can love Anne Hathaway again? There can only be one.

I literally forgot she was in this movie and now I remember how fucking ridiculous her character was and I hate it even more.

Long hair don’t care that movie sucks.

to be fair, I also loved the movie when I came out but then I watched it again and realized I was just depressed and in an emotionally abusive relationship and the vacantness of this love story gave my equally vacant love story meaning.

You guys I’m starting to think I do a really bad job at being girl.

okay I literally forgot that she was in that movie so that is all I have to say about her.

The Creative Writing MFA program at Iowa is the single most prestigious creative writing program that exists.

No, she could not, because she has less charisma than the shit I am full of.

What is plain wrong.

Apparently this was a Simpsons reference I didn’t get because I don’t watch the Simpsons.

Oh dear god no. This movie is painful to watch. Painful. The dialogue is ridiculous and overwrought, and the emotional “turmoil” of this entirely white, “hipster” cast is infuriating.. Nothing about that movie is genuine. This isn’t a movie about the realities of love at all. Jim Carey literally asks, “Why do I fall…