If you take out tall Martha Stewart could be describing me.

why I gotta pay for my abortion when your insurance pays for dick meds tho

Kara it looks like you and that pumpkin whoopie pie are having a sexual experience and I’m not mad at it.

“...We just want to keep serving the elderly poor as we have always done for 175 years.”

Mexico.

Me too.

DON’T YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO W YOUR TIME

Apparently this asshole commenter is a troll and we just got got :(

dammit.

... How do you not, directly or indirectly, fund atrocities against the poor? I don’t know. Colonize Mars????

Right? What kind of backhanded xenophobic shit is that.

We did this shit as recently as 2010.

I mean the United States of America.

This shit happened in America as recently as 2010 so don’t worry you’re funding terrible shit every single place you go welcome to the world.

Well it sounds like he is saying it was BDSM, not sexual assault.

This episode was amazing and introduced me to the term “down low” thank you Ice T for keeping me current by which I mean twenty years behind on colloquialisms.

The term booty snatcher is underutilized, really.

“This is crazy even by Mormon standards,”

Everyone knows a woman who smiles and laughs is a witch.

When I was 6 I told my best friend Zoe that having sex meant getting naked and sticking you tongue in another person’s mouth and honestly that’s still how I have sex to this day.