is Ben Carson even real, Anna.

oh yeah that’s what my comment was about

no lie, doing lines of coke off a dude’s V line is better than actually doing coke.

this was the greatest gif usage I’m so proud of you

SAY THAT TO HIS FACE

dude I’m impressed when a guy can get a boner coked up not even joking it’s like watching a magic trick

THIS IS THE WORST

I want to play Ronda Rousey with your face.

pushing yourself in the car attached to the front of the grocery cart meant for children or GTFO

That’s not how they take off moles. You have to cut them out. With a knife. Depending on the size it can leave a pretty significant scar.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

I don’t know how one makes a video of a martial arts prodigy boring but somehow she managed

MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY WITH YOUR OPINIONS

i’m pretty sure that’s how I got verified but I never changed my name

it turns your tub kind of orange sometimes

If anyone could overdose from smoking weed I believe it is Justin Timberlake

Black tie wedding on top, shotgun wedding on bottom.

oh fun I can’t wait to read the very normal, nuanced discourse that will be happening in these comments.

it’s a troll. It’s a weird hillary fanatic troll.