You’re always so lovely to be around.

Thank you everyone I was too lazy for the googlez.

dammit I thought this was going to be about him specifically not his wacky religion.

Can someone give me the TL;DR version of why he got dismissed please and thank you

Michelle, definitely. Obama is definitely one of those people who gets high and wants to talk about like, social justice and shit and is all intelligent and I would just be there with cheeto dust on my face trying to remember what the first amendment says.

okay but these socks are adorable grandpapa

The government ruins everything.

Depends. What if he has quaaludes?? You can’t even find those anymore! I would consider it for like. 100 qualudes.

Honestly getting high w me is a great way to get me pregnant.

a. do you think he gets high on his own anesthesiology supply and b. do you think he will share w me if he becomes president because that will absolutely dictate how I vote 11/2016

I’m honestly disappointed because when I first heard about it on Twitter I thought it was going to Ben Carson rapping, come to find out it’s some jebroni rapping about him.

I will always love a small child calling a bigot pendejo because I still feel joy in my life I’m sorry you do not

Okay that video was fucking hilarious little kids cursing is like my favorite thing on the planet.

wiIIIINk wiIIIIINk ;)

I bet you’re a real riot at parties.

Houston really fucking sucks today.

My favorite skater style was tight skinny jeans in various colors worn below your ass.

This is why I’ll always love you.

My dad campaigned against this, not because he’s anti cartel but because he’s anti weed and honestly I don’t even know how I’m his daughter.

also those “tattoo” chokers and a chain wallet.