Arrogance suggests that I believe something.

Actually they say, “you taste fucking delicious, can I do it again” and then they say “thank you” but I was being modest.

Good thing I ain’t fucking you and never will.

Okay but BBQ and beer are wonderful. So is Beyonce.

The backwoods of Virginia would like a word.

I just noticed you were in the grey w this comment and was about to ask you what the fuck gives? You’ve been here fooooOOORevvvvvverrrRRRR and you’re consistently top notch wtf

I love poutine and I love disco fries and now I’m hungry what did you do.

What kind of wack ass hetero normative shit is that. FOH.

I was really proud of myself for that one tbh

Good thing I’m not fucking you then buddy, nor would I ever fuck someone who thinks sexual confidence is a turn off.

Okay I love that restaurant they have the most boss fucking fries and a great bar

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.

Being a hoe gives you so much sexual wisdom tbh

*Knowing highly of myself.

I always knew I liked her.

There is nothing humble about me.

I have never had to shove a dude’s face between my legs, my dear. They thank me for the privilege, best believe.

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

oh my god literally I clenched so hard I’m inside out now.