You are honestly the most beautiful human.

Like those onion cutting goggles. Honestly if you eat pussy right I don’t give a fuck what you have on your face. Wear a fucking Groucho Marx mask for all I care.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

Oh man you’re so angry you’ve actually just become fully insane.

Did you just decide to delete your social media empire Jia

I lawled so much and now I want your instagram.

you can syntax me anytime.

You would propose that we punish people for seeking out treatment through garnishing their wages like some hackneyed debtor’s prison.

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.

We have tried it out. That’s basically how it works now. The financial burden is entirely on the addict. Some of them have family members who assist, which is what it seems happened in your family. Others don’t, and either will never get any assistance due to being unable to pay for it, or end up in psych wards where…

YOU GUYS MAKE ME BLUSH

So. Have. I.

You can have a cookie too.

:( I am so sorry about this and it’s the exact reason decriminalization is so important.

No one will go to rehab then.

Yes, but you’re asking someone to use financial logic who is literally unable to do so. You’re actually asking for an impossible thing. And mental care is incredibly hard to access in the United States, and is extremely costly, as are medications, and it takes a lot of hard work and effort to get medications right. It…

You realize this would deter basically all addicts from going to rehab, right? And we would be right back where we started?

I WANT IT ALL

You need to find Jesus or Buddha or Yahweh or something man because you’re as cold as ice.

Do you have any idea how many people who suffer from mental illness self medicate with drugs?