oh god I’m so hungry.

Basically this is the plot for Halloween Resurrection with Busta Rhymes except instead of Michael Myers house it’s the gash.

Right? Like I honest to God don’t get it. People just like to drag Nicki for fucking everything. An extremely successful black woman who expresses her opinions about the difficulties of being both black and a woman in the music industry must immediately be torn down. I’m not saying she’s perfect, but damn. This is a r…

I was thinking go pros.

My vote is that the Presidential Election should be decided by throwing all the current Candidates into this gash and whoever claws their way out alive gets to be President because honestly that seems like a better way to choose than what we are doing now.

Honestly I got lost halfway into the first sentence I am too hungover for this rn but I’ll just decide to take this as a compliment thank you.

STAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN

Why is Boehner allowed to smoke in his office and I’m not.

I’m sad for you mostly because Radiohead is great.

I dunno I feel like Voldemort lives under that turban Trump calls hair.

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

I don’t know let me know when you get there

Wow! Jay Z is a good parent who wants things to be baby proofed! WHAT A MONSTER.

Yo I think maybe we all need to get off the internet if we are offended that a drunk Nicki made her friend get out of a scooter.

Bitch I didn't ask you.

You mad?

Yes and I love them and the sauerkraut is dope.

Honestly if anyone took any of my organs they would die immediately of residual alcohol poisoning

Feed that clock some smoked meats.

CIGARETTES ARE AMERICA’S LIFEBLOOD WHY DO LIBTardsS HATE THE AMERICAN FARMER