Morifarty's ringtone

n0ope

10/27/15

Whenever my dad forces me to go to church w him I refuse to wear a bra

10/27/15

I would eat hot dogs until my insides exploded

10/27/15

THIS IS THE CALMEST IVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE

10/27/15

OKAY BUT EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT 2 TIMES A DAY

10/27/15

I LOVE HOT DOGS OKAY

10/27/15

I 100% agree with Allen West on this subject.

10/27/15

:raises hand:

10/27/15

I just got this bc I hadn’t read that post yet +1 good job

10/27/15

I write my boyf love notes on envelopes because secretly I am softer than baby shit.

10/27/15

I want to be both.

10/27/15

WOMEN’S BODIES BELONG TO EVERYONE.

10/27/15

Obviously you didn't hear her roar.

10/27/15

Fighting polish will hug you.

10/27/15

.... I can’t remember if I voted.

10/27/15

I wear fake glasses unironically so I have zero legs to stand on here.

10/27/15

10/27/15

He also has an amazing workout routine and probably v tiny testicles

10/27/15

I mean, of course Jesus got crucified.

10/27/15

hahahaha you wear glasses you nerd

10/27/15

Every time I go out and get a disapproving look from an older white gentleman I know that I’ve achieved greatness.