lololololol okay but this is kind of hilarious

This is every family goal I’ve ever had.

I’m not going to lie I would rock that basket any day of the week.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

The first rule of Jezebel is never, ever, ever google anything Mark Shrayber tells you to google.

My friend does this to me because she thinks I need more human affection due to my non touchy family and honest to god it sort of makes me hate her.

grandmas from the old country do not fuck around

My grandma was way more interested in telling me my hips were too narrow for a man to ever want to marry me.

I’m going to start wearing a bowser shell w spikes on it

I always hated those dudes because they hugged you for too long and also I have terrible lung capacity and always felt suffocated.

You and adultosaur and Fighting Polish.

I’m just tired of this election and it hasn’t even started yet.

IT’S OKAY JUST BECAUSE WE DISAGREE DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER.

I blame the band Korn.

The rabid left is as bad as the rabid right.

I always forget there’s an age requirement to being the President.

He literally tweets shit like that all the time. Every day. There is no indication this has anything to do with the incident, especially because of the fact that this isn’t an issue of militarized police, but rather a cop abusing his power at the expense of a girl of color. He didn’t attack her with a tank, he fucking…

I personally think we should just hire lions to be police officers.

Mostly no.