Why is Kanye West obsessed with weird flower walls tho.

The only significant thing I’m investing in my glass is time for hilarious pot related names.

GOES THE DYNAMITE

Except Dad is speaker of the damn house and he cannot go home so if he wants his kids to be around either the kids have to come to him or he needs to find a new fucking job. Like, does it suck for his kids and wife? Yes. Definitely.

I’ve literally watched you smoke weed so I’m going to report you first.

I have a lot of stomach issues and anxiety issues and sleep issues and it helps with all those issues.

Lincoln Chafee is the Rita Ora of politics.

You all know this is me right.

::runs off to google Sophia Loren::

This is my favorite thing ever Jia bless you every single day.

...... why are you so mad tho. Do you need a hug? I’m not offering you one because ew no but like. Maybe you can pay someone?

Yo I hope that white boy who said “that was the best thing that ever happened to you” got s M a C k E d.

The Student Senate voted Tuesday night 33-15 to remove the flag, with one person abstaining.

it was.

I goddamn love horseradish.

... Yo his kids are like 10-13 they’re not toddlers I think you might need to relax also if your child is over the age of ten and not doing their own laundry and packing their suitcases there is a serious problem

You’re a strange little bird and I’m trying to figure you out today but I cannot.

yo sometimes it’s best to just accept the loss with dignity don’t be the person who defends the inquisition man it’s a bad look

Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye.