well I appreciate you pointing it out GOTTA STAY WOKE IN THIS WORLD LIVE IN THE LIGHT IMPROVE YOURSELF EVERY DAY ETC ETC ETC

I’m YOUNG AND I’M HOPELESSSSSSSSSSSSS I’m LOST AND I KNOW THIS I’M GOING NO WHERE FAST THAT’S WHAT THEY SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I fucking love figs.

I was going to do the math but then I remembered I’m bad at math and also math is dumb so I just pressed a lot of numbers until I didn’t feel like it anymore.

MY DAD PRETENDED I DIDN’T EXIST FOR THREE YEARS SO IT IS POSSIBLE

ahh! that was not my intention at all and this joke was probably in poor taste and I’m a huge idiot I just meant wasn’t there someone who taught you this was bad.

Abort the Catholic Church in its 397230798389423840849328th trimester.

I literally always wonder about these people.

Seeing things like this reminds me that I have had very limited experience w weird predatory internet behavior and for that I am forever thankful.

I GO ON VACATION IN ONE WEEK WILL I MAKE IT RENARD WILL I

YOU TACKY

ban children ban politics ban government let us all sink into the molten center of planet earth

THAT IS HOW MUCH MY RENT COSTS WHAT THE EFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Why can’t Wisconsin fall into the sea like California.

here’s the thing I completely believe you in how terrible it is but also now I have to try it because the human brain is garbage.

if I sat next to one of Paul Ryan’s offspring on an airplane I would eat them so honestly they probably shouldn’t.

can your children not sit on a goddamn airplane to DC like what

would you eat it if you were high tho.

.... Are you suggesting there is far less stigma when you put that you have a felony murder conviction on your job application than a felony rape conviction?

Nope I tried for you Jia but nope absolutely not made it five seconds in and I would rather eat all that weird dutch licorice Anna force fed you than listen to this.