You don’t “catch” cancer like a virus. Cancer is a mutation to the DNA within your cells.

So basically, it’s like if advanced aliens observed prison inmate populations and then based all their assumptions on human nature on that type of violent social dynamic. What a scary thought.

LinkedIn is seriously freaking me out. It even suggested a guy I met ONCE several months ago and ALMOST had a one-night stand with. I didn’t even actually sleep with him, yet LinkedIn has deemed us soulmates. WTF is going on?!