Anybody who considers themselves petty should make a pilgrimage to her house once in their lifetime and drop off Dunkin Donuts coupons and cartons of Newports.

Yeah, your mom was trill. At least we know we got it honest.

I don't think I ever need to reach 100% like her, cause my mom gives no fvcks. Any and everybody can be on the receiving end.

White Castle?

Agreed. Calling off Black is not an option this week so I need all the laughter I can get.

My mother is THE definition of petty. She got into an argument w/ my lil sis (who still lives at home) about how she's not as grown as she thinks she is. Do you know this women locked up ALL the tissue in the house in her bedroom closet to prove her point and told my sis "you can't even take a sh*t in this house…

That missing phone charger tho!

Petty LaBelle is one of my alter egos. My level of pettiness varies depending on the person and the offense.

I follow you on twitter, you entertain the hell outta me lol

*dead* lol

When you say "most people", do you mean men?

Maybe the soul mate isn't a feasible option as a life partner?

Basically. The only reason I can think of people using a site would be for selective screening of willing participants to cheat with. And with that you're still taking a huge gamble.

Eh, if your'e on Ashley Madison your marriage is already ruined. I have not one ounce of sympathy for those 37 mill.

I'll keep you lifted up in prayer.

Basically lol. One friend keeps no less than 5 bottles of red in the house at a time.

That irks my soul! Like why not just hang it over in the first place? I can't wrap my mind around it.

Wolves, I'm guessing.

"…you make it seem like something other than deaths first cousin."

what kinda monster doesn't hang it over?