Congrats!

Erykah Badu is indeed the Queen. I've been saying she needs to have seminars on how to cultivate ur own Baduism to put on a ninja once she had Andre 3000 go from A hats n Braves jerseys to free form dreads, veganism and crochet beanies. She'd get my coins for that one.

See that's the thing, from what they're telling me it's a bunch of people looking to play "who's who" w/ credentials, but barely got 2 nickels to rub together, an inflated job title for mid level work and usually a Howard degree (no shade) and that's it.

So two of my fave people in the world just moved to DC. Never been, but from what I've been told I need to be prepared to play "Negro who are you?" With the bougie black set when I come to visit.

I can't get down with Future being given a pass because "well it's a ninja named Future, what you expect?"

Um, no. Rugged is the last thing I'd ever use to describe Michelle Obama.

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See I was tryna be coy, but ALL of what u said lol…

I've had a skinny dude shock me. Surprisingly, some of them are really strong…

Apparently they had one but of course left out all the tawdry details.

Wayment-I just read that he wore dude's clothes and jewels to his funeral! Creeptastic ain't even the word…

True, but I've met some kneegrows who were quite incapable of even doing that. I watch for the signs. If conversations involving ex's all revolve around what they did wrong w/ the guy playing the victim- I exit stage left w/ the quickness.

Oh I know y'all kneegrows are very aware, that's why when u don't apologize after u know u fvcked up is the part that has us on the train to Crazytown w/ a transfer in Pettyville.

“…Like he might mess up, but he’d apologize.”

Really? I remember reading the novel and I thought Monique was every bit of the monster Sapphire wrote Mary to be in the book.

I feel you on that too. Then Faith would have went off and done Hollywood Exs: Hip Hop edition.

Or Monique' in Precious. Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles. I'm real curious to see Mike Epps as Richard Pryor.

OR him and Faith would have been reunited, raised their kids and Kim would have been the eternal sidepiece who he took around his boys but could never bring to family bbq's.

Whet? I need to go google this…

"Not only would we have never seen this Aunt Waiting For A Megabus At The Greyhound Station Even Though Megabuses Don’t Stop There side of her, she’d be remembered as one of the best actresses of all-time. Perhaps the best"