“Nobody I know watches this” describes literally everything on CBS, but I don’t think this makes them liars. They just don’t have any shows I care about. I don’t get how a TV critic can be so confounded that The Masses have different tastes than critics.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

I had better not see one damn person dressed as a “sexy” black panther next halloween...